2nd String Stories
Michigan Football Cancels Game Against Maryland, Once Again Asserting Their Academic Prowess
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Michigan canceling their game against Maryland, and potentially OSU is the smartest decision that's ever come out of Ann Arbor
If You Aren't Jacked Up For MSU-Duke Tonight, You Should Have Your Organs Donated
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If you aren't up for Duke MSU tonight then you should give your beating heart to someone who would be.
Matt Patricia Blew His Burner's Cover
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Matt Patricia has blown his burner's cover and I gather more evidence than Giuliani in the Mafia Commission Trial
When Is The Last Time Sports In Detroit Were This Good?
The state of Detroit sports is so damn bad, and it might be the best it's been in 6 years?
I'm Happy and Sad I've Never Seen "Chappelle's Show"
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Because fuck em that's why. That should answer anyone asking why I could possibly be happy I haven't seen the holy grail of sketch comedy.