2nd String Stories — aaron rodgers

Yes Alex, I'll take 'Athletes' for $400 He is a phony quarterback that made Jameis Winston look like Joe Montana meets Tom Brady last week. He has a haircut that looks like he teaches 8-14 year old's how to cross country rollerblade meanwhile he is on mushrooms the entire time (actually sounds kind of awesome). He is a fraud quarterback who spends his evenings day dreaming that one day he maybe, just maybe will be able to sniff Alex Trebek's jock (RIP). He is a sleeper cell that is spending his final playing days in Green Bay with the sole...