2nd String Stories
The Detroit Tigers Will Make me Rich Beyond my Wildest Dreams
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Are the Tigers actually going to compete for a spot this year? (Obviously) And once they do how rich am I actually going to be?
Are Cheez Its the Michael Jordan of the Cracker World?
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Cheez Its are unequivocally the goat and here's why
Pavel Datsyuk was the 2nd Coming of God Himself
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I fucking love and miss Pavel Datsyuk. This dude was walking around on fairy dust. Top 3 guy of my lifetime easily, right?
That Blake Griffin Darkhorse MVP Year Feels Like it Was 20 Years Ago
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Reminiscing about that 2018-19 season when Blake was just fucking around being ELITE and the Pistons held a shred of NBA relevance. Good times, good times...
Bottom of Corn Chip Bags are For Suckers
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Do not eat the bottom of the bag of corn chips. Science shows choking hazard increases by an astonishing 300%. You are welcome.